Episode 11 – The Casta La Vista Social Club

February 8, 2010





The Casta la Vista Social Club (right click and “save as” for download)

It perhaps would serve you best to read this post before listening to this episode. It stands as a testament to our dedication to you, the devoted followers, that we managed to re-record this episode mere hours after fucking it up royally the first time around!

Anywho be prepared to spend the best fifty minutes of your fortnight on our latest little slice of Casta La Vista Goodness.

Smooches

x

(oh and apologies for Chrazza Wazza’s volume throughout – it was my not so subtle way of trying to drown him out – we’ll try and have it sorted for next time :D )


Review – Youth In Revolt

February 8, 2010

Hey sportsfans!

Whilst Casta La Vista finds it feet again and recovers from an unimaginable occurrence I thought I would pen a verse or two on Youth in Revolt, Miguel Arteta’s coming of age adaptation of C.D.Payne’s coming of age novel (no, I haven’t read it) starring Michael Cera and a host of recognisable faces.

Simple enough stuff: Cera is Nick Twisp, your common variety, everyday loser/virgin; thin, shy, unassuming, into kitschy music and a fan of slim trousers and small t-shirts. His mum (the always dependable Jean Smart) moves him to a trailer for a week- I can’t be bothered explaining why- where he meets Sheeni Saunders (Portia Doubleday- not bad at all, if you know what I mean!) and instantly falls in love.

Shenanigans abound as Nick begins a relationship with Sheeni and is then forced away from her when his vacation ends, only to devise an elaborate and ever escalating scheme to be reunited with her, with the help of his imaginary alter ego Francois Dillinger- who says and does the things that Nick isn’t brave enough to do. This scheme involves a major arson plot, cross dressing, slanderous deceit and some grand theft auto. Oh, and the worst ever attempt at a fake suicide.

What to say about the film:

Thumbs up all round from me to be honest. Much has been written about Michael Cera of late regarding the fact that he is fairly one note- his performances in everything from Arrested Development to Superbad all the way up to Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist and even Year One all seem to ask for the same kind of performance; that shy, smart alec-y teenager with a dry sense of humour and a penchant for getting dragged into a situation against his will.

Difference number one then in this case is that the mistakes of Nick Twisp are all his own doing, but that’s hardly enough to justify this as a different kind of performance. In fact, there isn’t really anything here that we haven’t seen Cera do before. But at a time when critics are celebrating George Clooney for his ‘performance of a lifetime’ in a role which asks no more of him than Dr Ross or Danny Ocean ever did, how can we criticise Cera for playing a character we know he was born to play?

What I’m trying to suggest is that Nick Twisp may be Michael Cera’s Ryan Bingham; the quintessential representation of all that we know and associate with this rising star, in the hope that this is him putting the ‘George Michael’ to bed and finally starting to do something different- starting with Scott Pilgrim.

The supporting cast of this film were well worth the admission too; Steve Buscemi and Fred Willard are dependable as always in there roles as Nick’s father and his neighbour respectively. There’s even room for a cameo from Justin Long, which fits nicely into the ‘words of wisdom from an experienced elder’ category of performances.

Miguel Arteta throws enough neat storytelling devices into the mix- a mushroom high experienced through animated images from a Karma Sutra-style book is a highlight- to ensure no one leaves the theatre bored and the frat boys looking for their ‘American Pie sex jokes’ fix will be kept happy too with plenty of footage of young girls in their underwear and boys talking about ‘getting it on’.

When all is said and done though this is the Michael Cera show and Youth in Revolt puts paid to the claim that Cera is a man to keep watching. He might still be trying to shake his baby face and malnourished frame, but this is an actor with quite a few miles left in the tank and plenty of experience behind him to suggest that he’s going to go far.

UPDATE!!! Something I completely forgot to mention the first time of writing this was the opening titles music. British viewers will of course recognise the tune from the current wave of B&Q adverts…I honestly thought that was a jingle recorded specifically for B&Q- the things cinema can teach you eh? Also, I don’t really talk about Nick’s alter ego Francois being a departure for Cera in terms of performance; this is because in many respects I don’t really think it is that much of a stretch for him. Francois is more confident than Nick yes, and his physical appearance is completely different, but take away the clothing and the smoking and it is simply classic Michael Cera- a character with an answer for everything, a distant stare and a cool walk. Let us know if you disagree, I just felt I’d seen it all before from him, but not in a bad way.


Casta La Vista: Wasta La Time!

February 7, 2010

The great Casta La Vista Live Non-event!

Friends,

This past Saturday brought with it the promise of another phenomenal Casta first: Chris and I (Chris) found ourselves in the same location at the same time! No word of a lie, true as this keyboard and cup of tea that are now sat in front of me, Chris Madden was in my front room in Nottingham, full of smiles and ready to record our first episode of Casta La Vista mano-et-mano.

It was a great episode too, with plenty to talk about as always; we reviewed Edge of Darkness, A Prophet and Precious, talked about Documentaries and discussed the recent Oscar and Razzie nominations. We treated the event as a celebration; to aid us in recording the episode we supplied ourselves with bottles of cider and amaretto- as well as a full bag of Doritos that Chris M destroyed!

Setting the whole thing up was a bit of a pain in the arse and we needed some help from our good friend Julia to get PC’s and recording equipment that would help create this unique event, so thanks go out to her.

As I’m sure you’re aware by now, everything was in place for possibly the greatest episode of Casta La Vista ever.

The lights went down, the drinks were poured,  the notes were ignored as always and the chat started…and then… one hour and fifteen minutes later (with a great episode under their belts)…a now slightly drunk Christopher Wakeman leant over to save the recording…AND FOUND THAT IT DID NOT EXIST!

Somehow (presumably in a drunken haze) we had not managed to record the episode, but were unaware of this and so spoke it all anyway!

We are understandably devastated and want to apologise to our devoted listeners who might be reading this in place of our regularly scheduled (yeah right!) episode of Castatainment. Sorry guys.

But rest assured, we are re-recording the episode- which second time around will be super polished and error free (!)- From our normal ‘opposite ends of the country’ armchairs very soon; so something audible should appear on the site and on iTunes in the next couple of days.

In the meantime why not get re-acquainted with your two favourite Chris’s’eses’ by listening to an old classic on the site or check out some of the great written content that we provide, including a new review of Youth in Revolt which I, Christopher Wakeman, had the pleasure of watching this very afternoon? You could pop along to the Facebook group and give your pennies worth on something movie-related you’ve been up to since we last spoke, or just to berate us for being complete nincompoops (we deserve it this time).

Thanks for your support as always, you’ll hear from us very very soon.

Christopher


Project 365 – Week 5 – Jan 29th to Feb 5th

February 7, 2010

Turns out that staying in a hotel that lets you borrow DVDs is quite helpful when you’re trying to watch tons of films. I’m up to over eighty now and am hoping to break the hundred barrier in the next two weeks. TEAM! I have the same problem again of choosing lowlights so bear in mind that they aren’t bad films, just ones I didn’t enjoy as much as the others.

This week’s movies then:

66. Raging Bull
67. Shooter
68. Vicky Cristina Barcelona
69. Precious
70. Badlands
71. Pulp Fiction
72. A Cock and Bull Story
73. A Prophet
74. Pretty Woman
75. Dr. Zhivago
76. The Goonies
77. Edge of Darkness
78. Mystic River
79. The Dukes of Hazzard
80. Jaws
81. Time Bandits
82. Jennifer’s Body


Highlights: Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Pretty Woman, Jaws
Lowlights: Badlands, the Dukes of Hazzard, Time Bandits




Project 365 – Week 4 – Jan 22nd to 28th

January 28, 2010

Well I obviously had to slow up at some point right? But hey twelve in a week is still good in my books. I don’t think I can stretch to three highlights and lowlights so this week I’ll just give two. Every film is still new to me – except possibly for Toy Story 2 3D, which I’m taking as being new because I’ve never seen it in 3D before.

Onto business, the movies!

54. Knowing
55. Me & Orson Welles
56. Citizen Kane
57. The 6th Day
58. Away We Go
59. Toy Story 2 3D
60. Bruno
61. The Lionshare
62. Ponyo
63. Bonnie & Clyde
64. Good Will Hunting
65. Stardust

Highlights: Citizen Kane, Ponyo

Lowlights: Knowing, Bruno


Episode 10 – Cast Max Beyond Thunderdome

January 23, 2010

Cast Max Beyond Thunderdome (right click and “Save as” for download)

hey look! It’s our tenth episode already! That’s quite an achievement in my mind – why don’t you congratulate us already?!

Be prepared for thrills, chills and spills as we talk about potentially misinformed reboots, post apocalyptic walks in the countryside and the career of a Hollywood nice guy.


Project 365 – Week 3 – Jan 15th to 21st

January 22, 2010

Woohoo I’m past fifty!

Okay so this has been a real weird week as, after the crap of week 2, I decided to try and raise the calibre of the films I watched – subsequently I find it really difficult to pick out highlights and lowlights because so many films I saw were so good. I did say however, that I would give three highs and lows each week so please bear in mind that my lows this week are in no way bad films (and should not be compared to the lows of previous weeks), I just didn’t enjoy them as much as the other films I watched. Same goes for the highs actually, which only just managed to stand out above the rest.

I hope every week can be as good as this one.

So then:

37. Falling Down
38. The Book of Eli
39. The Pursuit of Happyness
40. Waltz with Bashir
41. In Bruges
42. Casablanca
43. Aliens
44. Last of the Mohicans
45. Four Weddings and a Funeral
46. Bangkok Dangerous
47. American Gangster
48. Deliverance
49. Race to Witch Mountain
50. Up in the Air
51. Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid
52. Get Carter
53. Charlie & Boots

Highlights: Falling Down, Casablanca, Devlierance

Lowlights: Waltz with Bashir, Last of the Mohicans, Race to Witch Mountain


Project 365 – Week 2 – Jan 8th to 14th

January 15, 2010

Two weeks down and I’m only half a film away from meeting 10% of my target. That’s some mega good going!

So nineteen films watched this week which were:

18. Push
19. Leatherheads
20. Superman: Doomsday
21. The Square
22. Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist
23. Dr. Stangelove
24. Half Nelson
25. Max Manus
26. Underworld Evolution
27. Underworld: Rise of the Lycans
28. American Pie: Book of Love
29. Hellboy: Blood & Iron
30: Resident Evil: Apocalypse
31. Resident Evil: Extinction
32. Observe & Report
33. American Pie: Beta House
34. The Road
35. Easy Rider
36. Hellboy: Sword of Storms

Highlights: Push, Dr Strangelove, Max Manus

Lowlights: American Pie: Book of Love, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, Resident Evil: Extinction


Review – Daybreakers

January 14, 2010

I know what you’re all thinking “all we need right now is another vampire flick” right? And you’re saying it all seriously and stuff aren’t you? Well shut up already! Vampires are mega cool really, even if they have been a bit emoified recently.

So the Spierig brothers are here to serve up a slice of vampirism from a nice shiny new perspective – Vampirism has taken over the world and the vamps are on the hunt for the remaining humans as their blood supply is fast running out.

You want more story than that? Well unfortunately there isn’t a whole heap more – and if the film really falls down for anything, it’s that it’s pretty one dimensional. That’s not to say that the film or the plot is ill conceived, it just doesn’t really feel like there’s any depth to the whole thing. People come and go, appear and disappear, move back and forth and it’s mostly quite shrug worthy. The odd action scenes generally miss the mark and they were something I was expecting and hoping to see a little more of. The universe itself is quite pleasing though, with real consideration as to what future-technologies a society of vampires would actually need in order to survive – it’s just a shame that the style wasn’t backed up with a little more substance.

Ethan Hawke is good in the leading role and, you know what, I’ve missed him – he’s a very relatable and likeable guy, even if he doesn’t have a reflection. The rest of the cast don’t really have all that much to do though to be perfectly honest and that’s a shame. It’s always nice to see Willem Dafoe doing… well anything really – but all he really does here is play the role of Mr Exposition and turn up at random intervals whilst grimacing throughout, and the ever fantastic Sam Neill just kind of sits postulating in an office. Criminal underuse of two of Hollywood’s finest.

For those of you who’ve been hankering for a proper vampire film ( you know with teeth that don’t sparkle) and are feeling a whole left by the lack of a Blade or an Underworld this year then this will be right up your street. If not then fuck off and pull the stick out of your ass.

JOKES!

No but seriously it’s pretty fun really but it misses out great status for the fact that there’s not really all that much to it. It is worth noting though that the whole thing was shot and put together for around $30 million. I’m not going to be subtle about this at all; I recently saw X Men Origins: Wolverine which was fucking dire and marred by poor CGI and cost five times more to make than Daybreakers. Wow. From that perspective the £30 million was well spent and, from a budgetary perspective, the film is undoubtedly a success – bearing this in mind I’d like to think that the Spierigs will move onto bigger and better things and frankly, I can’t wait to see what they do next.


Episode 9 – Cast Me if You Can

January 11, 2010




Cast Me if You Can (right click and “save as” for download)

Hey look, here’s a short(ish) episode for you where we don’t bother doing most things and talk for a long time about others.

Have fun!

We love you!